Laughing Lines

Small kids love story- uskey kadam jahan jahan padhey, humne wo jagah choom li aur, wo bewafa meri mummy ko jaakar boli…………………………………………

Aapka beta mitti khata hai.

Sardar flight main pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha,

Pilot- ye kya kar rahey ho?

Sardar- saalon ticket hum lain aur gaaney tum suno!

 Only a man knows a man’s nature

Customer – I need a ladies suit.

Shopkeeper- wife ke liye chahiye ya koi acha sa dikhaoon.

CAT exams best question- spell the word “COW” in  13 letters?

Toppers  Student answers but back bench students rocked “SEE O DOUBLE YOU”

Think different!

 

BY-  SAFIUDDIN KHAN, ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, TIMES